Thursday, September 1

Aaaaargh! I can't stand this place.

What a souless pin-striped chrome-plated motherfucking dive.

The delays, the sweat stains, the sea of people, the odour that once on your clothes sticks with you all day -- it's an unpleasant commute.

It's been pretty muggy these days too, which hasn't helped.

I've taken to drastic measures -- trimming my armpit hair to reduce the risk of jam-packed-tube-induced body odour.

This is what I have been reduced to.

Don't look me at like that man!